HOT HOT HOT! Wow, I am hot (temperature wise). What a lovely day. Sun shining. Kids splashing in paddling pool. Everything is green & lovely

Off to a car boot sale - ROCK & ROOOOOOOOOOLL BABY

Watching Britain's got "Talent". I don't want too, but it is so arse cringingly awful I cannot stand up. Childhood obesity, hilarious. :¬/

In pain today. Weight lifting with Darren last night. He is trying to kill me :)

Panoramic, interactive view of the new Star Trek Enterprise Bridge. http://ping.fm/1xdpT Click it, you know you want to.

Dreaming of a nice swim - http://ping.fm/XWPW1

Booking Flights to Malta in June. Business not pleasure sadly. Shame. Hopefully will have time to see some sights.

Depressed mood today. I like my job but first day back at work after hols might have something to do with it.

At a bbq at d&g's. HOT day today.

Watching Donnie Darko for the gazillionth time. One of my all time favourite movies. Really want a Frank the Rabbit costume.

Lack of sleep, no sunglasses, too much drink, too little food = migraine. Heading home from rugby soon. Early.

Twickenham rugby sevens score update: England 20 France 14

With friends at the rugby sevens games at Twickenham today. I know nothing about the game. Not a fan of any sport or team. Good atmos here.

New object of media driven public fury - Raymond Hewlett. Sharpen your pitchforks angry mobs everywhere.

HOME! Yay. Good to be back.

Pendower was lovely. Sunny & warm. Kids got wet through and sandy. Back to Dads for a bath. Hope to ride in his MGTD later b4 journey home.

Heading down to Pendower for the last stroll on the beach before we head back this afternoon.

Prince Andrew when asked "Are you enjoying the Devon County Show?" replied, "As much as one can", penis.

Quote. Me "Doesn't it feel like we're in an old American cowboy saloon" Wife "Feels like an old shed near Padstow to me"

Heading to "Spirit of the West" an American old west theme park in cornwall. Yeeha! Home, home on the raaaaange...

Back at cottage. Bacon, sausage & egg for son 1 & 2. They're exhausted as usual. Must be doing something right :) Walk on beach later maybe.

Lappa Valley is charming & quaint, the kids love it. Mum already tried forcing more gifts on us, from a SACK! Bro acting odd for a change X)

Message from son2 to grandma & granddad: "I have a robot velociraptor" (dictated but not read)

Off to Lappa Valley today. The boys love trains. Meeting Mum who is dragging my Bro along against his will so we can pretend we get on. :(

Watching "come dine with me" with astonished amusement. They are all suck complete c@cks! Wow. Just wow.

Left Flambards now. Mum tried to transfer a CAR LOAD of presents onto us AGAIN! Day ended with usual frustration, irritation & guilt. Tx mum

Message from a rollercoaster

Mum has turned up to meet us at Flambards, my brother who lives with her didn't come, makes life easier. sadly she keeps buying us things :(

On king harry ferry heading to flambards. River has 7 car transporter ships moored here permanently! Sign of the times.

Dad (grandad) is reading the boys a frog & toad story. Maybe off to Flambards tomorrow, weather permitting. The boys love the rollercoaster.

Back on the ferry. Boys loved running up & down sandy dunes. Lovely sunny day. Strong fresh breeze. Boys ruddy-faced.

On the ferry from padstow to rock now. Going to climb some dunes.

In Padstow today. Lovely little town. Ruined by that weird chef, whatever he is called. Who cares.

Mass baptism in the sea at Newquay today. V funny. My boys had a paddle & both managed to fall in. Wonder if that means they're methodists?!

Rain rain rain. Damn. Brightening later they say. Heading to aquarium soon. Kids are having great time, we are relaxed which is the point

Lovely bright sunny evening. Would love to take my Wife for a walk on the beach, but have to look after kids of course

Walking on pendower with son2, barely a single other person on the beach. Son1 finallly ran out of energy, zonked in car

Walking on pendower with son2, barely a single other person on the beach. Son1 finallly ran out of energy, zonked in car

Heading in to town with Dad & L for a wander. Wife has gone ahead in hope the boys will sleep a little. Sunny Day now.

Just back from a walk on the beach sitting in cottage. Son1 got soaked, as usual :) showery day. Tea brewing.

On the road at the moment. Kids in the back being very good thanks to an in-car DVD we borrowed. Thanks D&G!

Anyone want to join my steam clan http://ping.fm/auHVT We play left 4 dead & are playing Killing Floor tonight a 7pm! (UK Time)

Note to self. When both my Wife & the Roomba have been busy cleaning. DON'T walk into the room & complement the hard working robot

Most annoying customer service message. Virgin Media tech support line "Right, let's get you some help". Patronised by a robot

Quite looking forward to "Killing Floor" being released this evening on Steam. Probably having a game with hoot. Should be more zombie fun.

My wife's installing deadlock on the front door. Emasculated, I came downstairs to help drill. Now have grit in eye so wife is finishing it.

My wife's installing deadlock on the front door. Immasculated, I came downstairs to help drill. Now have grit in eye so wife is finishing it

"Find me a family" a new series Channel 4, essentially a game show where the winning kid & couple successfully adopted. A new low.

Quite looking forward to tonight left 4 dead zombie bash. Got a full team playing. Always more enjoyable.

Back home, knackered. Having a relax. Kids playing with play dough. I'm looking forward to a zombie bash tonight.

Doing a car boot today, selling stuff. Forced to wear a very stupid hat as I am getting sun stroke. So hot. Fun though.

Some friends visited today and brought lunch. Played all day in the garden, then a quick ride on the bikes. Tired but happy kids now in bed.

Another highly motivated day today, I would love to know what triggers these bursts of energy.

First US face transplant revealed... hmmm, that went well. :| http://ping.fm/Np0JU

Chopped an old desk down added the iMac & made a toddler internet cafe for the boys. At the pub with Darren now.

Aww, the Tuesday after a bank holiday weekend. Nothing in life is more depressing than this moment :�(

Heading off to the village fete. I love being an Englishman in jolly old quaint England in this lovely spring we are having.

Just bought my boys an apple iMac. Son1 is only 4 & loves drawing with a mouse, so I'll get him a graphic tablet for it

Another great game night with Hoot & Mags. Depressing running total of 54 hrs, 165 games & 14572 zombies killed on Left 4 Dead (l4d) so far

Went to a car boot sale & saw an LP for sale by an artist called "Wayne King", oh how I laughed. In other news Son1 (4) addicted to Peggle.

I wonder, from whose sick imagination did the idea of a whole chicken in a can come http://ping.fm/yxmBd

Bright warm sunny day and I can't think of a thing to do. Damn my lack of imagination. Don't fancy mingling with crowds.

Ahh, the Friday evening leading to a bank holiday weekend. Nothing in life is sweeter than this moment :D

Whenever someone visits my desk, I quickly load this http://ping.fm/2qRmQ it helps me maintain my sinister bond-villain persona.

The whole of Europe is off today, apart from the UK (boo). But I'm not skiving :) I'm taking advantage & catching up with work backlog.

Come on, it's Friday, time to play the dubious "Pick the Perp" http://picktheperp.com/

Cbeebies "Take A Bow" should be called "Exploit a child". Like the 2yr old "genius" story doing the rounds, someone get that kid a childhood