I'm tired, it's only 5pm. Sitting in the cinema about to watch megamind 3d. It's about all I can cope with intellectually.

Good museum, glad to see an acknowkedgment of Ukuleles there. Heading to natural history to see if there are any dinosaurs.

First thing you see in the museum of American history? Jim Bowie's knife? An early settlers quilt? A nasa rocket engine? No. C3 bloody P0!

Walking down to the Lincoln Statue, can't wait to see this one. Such an iconic monument.

Standing under the washington memorial, turns out you can ride an elevator to the top, queuing for that now, frostbite a possibility.

Standing outside the white house, cold, need a wee.

Heading into Washington DC to have a look around.

Got a free car rental upgrade, the guy said "take your pick". Leaving in a black VW beetle, I can't help but wonder if it was a bad choice.

Watched the sun setting for 7 hours. Approximately the same length of time the kid sitting across from me screamed for.

Sitting on the plane, ready to depart. Naturally the world's biggest man is sat next to me. Saying bye to family I felt homesick immediately

Severe dislike of humans? Disagreeable temperament? Permanent look of contempt? Congratulations you're qualified to work for T5 security.

Ow my head....... . . . . Arrrgh, I have to pack.

Interesting argument about religion this evening, as a agnostic theist I was well placed to play the annoying liberal devil's advocate.

Tequila!!!

Off to Virginia tomorrow, pub or pack? pub or pack?....

Howard Flight living proof of the Dunning-Kruger effect. http://ping.fm/l7v1a

There is something so cool, dated and ultra geeky about this powerful & emotional song about Kate Bush's computer. http://blip.fm/~yzaga

Happy thanksgiving day America.

I must be getting old, the red hot chilli peppers are just bloody annoying sounding now.

Can't believe it has only been just over 2 months since I hurt my shoulder, promised myself I would give it 4 months before getting annoyed.

YES! Gran Turismo 5 just plopped onto my doorstep 1 day before UK release date! So tempted, but too much work to do, later my pretty. #GT5

I have just bought myself a, erm, actually I am not sure what it is, a vintage 8 string banjolele I think. Quite excited!

Slow down everyone... http://bit.ly/slowitdown

Ooooh. ASDA just told me that they have dispatched Gran Turismo 5 ALREADY! Looks like I will get it way before the release date! YAY!

Queuing to see Santa

Oh dear oh dear, not good at all it seems.

I wonder what I would look like with a handlebar moustache?

I've been cheating with movember. I've been growing a beard, I planned to chop into a moustache at the last minute, I'm tempted to do it now

Getting really sick of the physiotherapy exercises. Shoulder still feels terrible. Going to book an appointment & try to get the operation.

Going to have a glass of Mulled Wine after a busy day.

Ooooh a royal wedding. The BBC reports "Royal engagement delights world", au contraire BBC, au contraire.

Giving facebook a rest for a while, disabled my account, wonder how long I can last? Managed 1 year last time, then they dragged me back in.

It's official, the world's gone mad, just saw some Easter related items in my local shop!

I wish there was a website about dudes with beards eating cupcakes, hang on, there is! http://bit.ly/cupcakedude

Nice, bit religious, but good observation of hypocrisy of daylight atheism. Appeals to my agnostic theist philosophy http://blip.fm/~yhvjj

Gawd I lurve this song... I can almost play it on a Ukulele, how cool am I?! http://ping.fm/Qc3qk

Alibaba retailer sells "terrible products" from China - something lost in translation here http://bit.ly/bR9CCo #lostintranslation

London Uke Festival 2011 - Could this be our Woodstock? http://bit.ly/luf2011

A review of the RISA Solid Electric Ukulele http://bit.ly/risasolid

So, anyone stuck for Christmas ideas for me? This amazing flying "toy" would cheer me up - http://ping.fm/hdfPp

IT WORKS! THANK GOD (who may or may not exist) FOR THAT. Was seriously starting to think my technical ability was melting with age.

I've settled on aloofness as a lifestyle choice. I doubt anyone will notice.

The inescapable down side of parenting, washing sheets and cleaning up projectile vomit at 1am.