Landed Bangalore. 5am, unnaturally hot. Watching dopey English people being turned away from passport control for not having landing cards.

Sitting on the plane. No upgrade but managed to get a bulk head seat. I'm next to a man with the loudest headphones in the world.

Off to India tomorrow. 29 degrees all week! Down side; continuous heavy rain & thunderstorms all week! Not sure what to pack now. Life raft?

I am a Guerrilla warfare environmentalist. I always take my TV-B-Gone to turn off annoying unwatched TVs and monitors when I am travelling.

Things are looking up, managed to have a shave earlier. It took 30 minutes and I needed to take painkillers afterwards, but hey, baby steps.

Arm sling swapped for Roman gladiator style shoulder compression support. Really comfortable, recommended. http://bit.ly/cPDPWu

Mum had a successful operation and has been given the all clear. A big weight off everyone's minds.

Phew, I didn't get into the London Marathon. I think that would be a bit of a stretch.

Still in pain, I have constructed a rudimentary system of straps to pull my bones back together. DIY physio.

Paracetamol doesn't work, ibuprofen doesn't work, so this evening I will ease the pain in my shoulder with beer. Anyone coming?

My lovely wife let me sleep until I woke up this morning, 11am! Less pain as I got up which is reassuring that things are getting better.

Woke up in agony yet again, very draining. Getting me down, can't face months of this :(

I have new respect for people who have to do physiotherapy after an injury, for me it is like being put on a rack every 2 hours. Exhausting.

Feeling down, shoulder tape failed, I discovered this when I noticed my skin coming apart, took tape off + a several large strips of my skin

For God's sake Simon, don't marry the moaning cow.

I haven't shaved for a while, now it is itchy and I want to shave and can't, yet another thing I have discovered I can't do left handed.

Submitted my VISA application over 2 weeks ago, the UK Indian Embassy have only started processing it today. Trip cancelled. Unbelievable.

Collar bone temporarily taped back into position, feeling much better. Going back Friday to get re-taped before the flight.

Off to hospital today for physio in prep for my nightmare economy trip to India. I pity the flight attendant who hits my arm with a trolley.

In hospital for the third time. Hope to get some answers today.

The NHS are bloody fantastic.

I've got an acromioclavicular joint separation type III http://bit.ly/9edZcg it's nice to have a label

"What's the verdict" I say to my radiologist after she x-rays my shoulder. "Well, I'm drawing a red unhappy face on your chart" she replies

Looking like my cycling days are over for a while. Sitting in a wood with a dislocated shoulder, heading to hospital.

I've shut down my facebook account, too distracting, my life is complicated enough at the moment. Will I beat my record of 1 years absence?

utterly and completely exhausted

Wind dropped, so I flew my RC helicopter, very relaxing.

I am not a fan of banter, so I have decided to avoid it from now on.

another hour on the running machine, eyes on the prize

What have you eaten today? I have had a banana & a small carrot.

In hindsight, I should have put on a coat.

I am very proud of myself, I have lost 1 whole stone since starting my weight loss initiative. 1.5 more to go!

Funny jet plane design by Kulula, an airline that clearly doesn't take life too seriously http://bit.ly/cnPduZ

Just finished an interesting theological debate with Mum about how wrong I am about my lack of faith in her beliefs.

Mumism of the day: Your little boy is big but he isn't, you know, "fat" fat

Thanks Alex and Tracey for my crumble, obvious diet sabotage never tasted so go :)

Feeling my mojo returning. Ukulele mojo.

Happy Friday everyone - I'm dancing around my office to this one ;) http://blip.fm/~vzuwa

I've lost 13lbs (6kg) in the last month on my "eat less, exercise more" diet. I would write a book, but you have just read it all.

Amazing song by a British band called The Chap - "Auto Where To", listen to it - http://blip.fm/~vy6uu

Researching hotels in Bangalore for a work trip. Any recommendations anyone?

1 hour on the running machine, exhausted, eyes on the prize ;)

20km cycle on a lonely dirt track through woods. Lots of wildlife & other distant moving lights in the trees made for an eerie experience.

I planted 40 pine trees in my en suite shower room today. Seriously.

Losing weight with some friends. Turns out they're as competitive as me :D I'm on the running machine as I type, say no more. 24lbs to go!

An exciting night ride through the woods with Alex. The swan song for my dear old Trek Clyde before it's replaced by my Specialized Hotrock

While looking for a bike for my son, I fell on my keyboard & accidently ordered a Specialized Hardrock Mountain Bike for myself, your honour

Sitting in an old English pub listening to loud blues rock, good foot-tapping stuff. Shame I'm drinking mineral water thanks to the diet!

I like working from home, during this afternoon's coffee break I saw my son ride his bike for the first time without stabilisers.

Just stayed up late to watch Conan the Barbarian. WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS!