At the UOGB concert, not unsurprisingly I am the youngest one here.

off to see the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain in Aldershot tonight. Second time! Guess that makes me a UOGB groupie now.

Ever get the feeling the BBC are dumbing down science http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8594101.stm

Dropped Son1 (5) off at his first Disco earlier. He is a good dancer. Very proud of him. Got 6.5k run later, building up to 10k with Darren

I have to say that of all the awesome things from the A to Z of awesome I like N http://bit.ly/azawe (I like Nina)

Just realised I was humming along to a Will Young song. Better get some Marilyn Manson on to balance things up.

Thanks Play.com for delivering Just Cause 2 for the PS3 one day ahead of the UK release date! Woohoo. Can't wait to play that later.

Early morning swim has not helped me feel refreshed. 3 hours sleep last night thanks to baby that just wants to be awake.

Son3 is standing on his own now (for a few seconds before falling over) but it is a start, he is 8 months old.

Just ordered "Just Cause 2" on the PS3, quite excited, the game is just about the most fun you can have on your own. Yes, I am 34.

With the boys at Bockett's farm today, having a nice time, quite warm and sunny.

I've been doing weightlifting with my friend Darren recently. I ache. I have so much lactic acid in my body I feel like HR Giger's Alien.

Wow, I love my wife's new look!

eXistenZ has just started on ITV4, one of my top 10 favourite movies, recommended.

Really enjoyed spending the week with Dad

In Tate modern with Son2. He is shouting "scribble", "circle", "fish", "mans", etc. He is the only one who gets it.

Is it only me that worries that the UK Defense Satellite system is called "SkyNet" http://bit.ly/cc17hK

Picking Dad up from the airport

Holiday booked. South of France. TFFT!

On holiday this week. Dad visiting tomorrow which will be great.

Son1 shouted at the dreadlocked man sitting next to us "He looks like a LADY!"

I have learned a new term today "splash hotel", my summer holiday may be sorted :)

RIP Mitzie the dachshund

I found out that I am the friend of a person who knows the plumber who owns the company that did the plumbing in Cheryl Cole's house. WOW!

Happy Friday everyone, playing you out is Marilyn Manson - amazing testosterone fuelled awesomeness http://bit.ly/aiqEsT

Looking for European holiday resort recommendations, feel free to spam me. Family orientated, think - center parcs but near a beach.

Son1 just beat me on eye of judgement and I wasn't even letting him win

Every wondered what it would look like if a drunk guy fell on a large cactus http://bit.ly/9O9OYV

Got a letter today informing me I had lost my Radisson Elite status, how humiliating. On the plus side I have seen more of my family.

"Do anything nice this weekend" doctor asked. "Nothing sufficiently mentally distracting to divert my attention from this injection" I reply

Plastic houses. I wonder if there are any health implications that environmentalist & accountants haven't considered http://bit.ly/cp39Ke

Son1 has been introduced to the unfathomable world of card based battle games, my life is now much more complex. Thanks for that Charlotte.

Watched Astroboy, ignore the bad reviews, it was excellent fun. Son2 loved it. In town now.

Into town for a "Daddy Day" with son2. Going to buy some books and probably see Alice in Wonderland 3D or AstroBoy.

Son1 (5) has not mentioned or played with anything dinosaur related in 1 whole week since discovering battleforge. This is quite unusual.

Pub quiz tonight assuming I ever finish my tasks today. No drinking, doctors orders, though this might improve our chances of winning.

Back from hospital. Consultant had great news RE a health issue. It had been REALLY worrying me. I am exhausted and relieved beyond words.

Hospital appointment again. Starting to go off them.

Would love to get your sponsorship for a 2.5km swim I am doing for the cancer charity Marie Curie http://bit.ly/swimx

Mum is still here. I distantly and fondly remember a state of being called silent. Can someone remind me what that was?

Just had a Duck in a Chicken in a Goose for dinner. Not sure what circumstances led to that accident, but it tasted pretty good.

Anyone want to sync up with my wii? Add my wii code and let me know yours: 2411913792102215

Lot of emotions at the moment. All of them negative. Feeling very low indeed.

I quite like hospitals. I never used to. I guess it is because the last three times I came out with a new baby boy.

The Camomile Lawn Series 1 Episode 1 47 minutes 24 seconds in, that's me carrying the barbed wire. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvQ-i-2vdXg

John Wilkes Booth, the man who assassinated Abraham Lincoln was the great-great-great-grandfather of Cherie Blair. (source: popbitch)

If you haven't watched this you need to! If (like my wife) you can't stand Charlie Brooker, then skip to 15:40mins http://bit.ly/95Dt4R

Makes you feel kind of small (and big) http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525347

Does anyone know where I can buy paper clay in the Surrey area?

Very good site - worth looking at. http://whathappenedinmybirthyear.com/