I love that Johnny Cash was so heavily into Karaoke, sorry, covers. This one of Father & Son is good. http://budurl.com/xsjq

Watched a trailer for "The Forth Kind". Don't think I will sleep for a week. http://budurl.com/c432

30 Dumb Inventions http://budurl.com/g5uq

Going through my suit wardrobe, getting rid of the suits that are too big for me & keeping the ones that are too small. Optimist.

A graffiti artist's statement on freedom, painted on a wall in Windmill Hill, Bristol - http://ping.fm/SG0UR

Son1's first full day at school today + he is having school dinners. Hope he can cope with all that. Kids don't like change.

At the risk of annoying every women on Earth. Watching "Dirty Dancing" for 1st time. Seems to be a long, crap sequence of painful montages

At the risk of annoying every women on Earth. Watching "Dirty Dancing" for 1st time. Seems to be a long, cr

My house extension was built with gaps for MFI built-in cupboards. MFI is dead now of course. Luckily, got some last week, fitting today!

I feel so proud of Son1 at the moment. He is really enjoying his first weeks at school and is now on the school council, he is only 4!

You knw tha( feelin when u have had too many, well... Ummm im drunk x,

15 out of 40 in the pub quiz. Darren has gone to drown himself in the toilet.

Ahhhhh, that feeling of walking to the pub loo & releasing you have drunk too much already. Being a father has made me a light weight.

Ahhhh, the pub, where everyone knows my name, well... Darren does. Let's see how quiz night goes tonight.

Happy Wednesday - cheer up http://ping.fm/XWseI

I highly recommend "Walk with me" for the Nintendo DS. If you have an NDS & could do with losing a few lbs/kg, it's gentle nagging works!

Just spent hours putting together an IKEA unit only to discover I bought the wrong sized drawer units. There's a word for this... F...

Hard day at work, loads on, and what relaxing activity do I have planned for this evening? Assembling a mountain of IKEA units. JOY!

Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mum is here this weekend, also I remembered to buy a wine bottle opened to replace my broken one. Yes, those facts are completely related.

Wow, VW take the lead in actually producing a car that looks like it belongs in the year 2013. http://ping.fm/CnoZY

Found an old recording. My cover of Modest Mouse - Float on (on Ukulele). Never take yourself to seriously http://budurl.com/f3fu

Is watching a small blue bar slowly progress to toward 100%. Listening to this cool track http://blip.fm/profile/UKDad/blip/22074994/Owl_City-Fireflies

Son1 enquired why someone had drawn bicycles on the park tarmac, referring to anatomically inaccurate male genitalia chalked by local teens.

Cold day today, work is interesting which is good.

Nothing else for it, off to bed.

4.5 hours sleep last night, everyone keeping me awake. Worse for OH. Crap day, feeling exhausted, frustrated & pissed off.

Got some red/blue 3D glasses somewhere? Fantastic collection of 3D pictures here http://ping.fm/USi89 Pass it on...

Don't you hate it when you get a song stuck in your head. Fab 4 - You know my name -> http://budurl.com/uzr2

The "Random & Utterly Pointless Websites That Make You Smile" award goes to Hold my Close-up tiny Danson http://budurl.com/fzau

"In the Loop" great film, loved it. Watch that. Also, Terminator Salvation is fun.

District 9 Plot Holes: 8) Remote control tractor beam, what, did they just FORGET they had that? Sorry - there are more but I will stop now

Not seen District 9? Don't read any of my previous updates, it might spoil the "plot". Also don't watch the trailer, the whole plot is there

District 9 Plot Holes: 7) So, Human's can understand the aliens but can't speak alien & all aliens can understand English but can't speak it

District 9 Plot Holes: 6) I'm sorry, where is the main alien going at the end?

District 9 Plot Holes: 5) So, Humans make aliens sign legal eviction papers but shoot them for not standing still. Seems disjointed.

District 9 Plot Holes: 4) Why is super powerful alien rocket fuel inexplicably lying around in rubbish dumps?

District 9 Plot Holes: 3) Why didn't they have fuel to get back?

District 9 Plot Holes: 2) Why did they come?

District 9 Plot Holes: 1) If the aliens had all these super powerful weapons are a oppressed by humans, why didn't they use them?

Watched District 9 the other day. Love Sci-Fi, utterly underwhelmed by this. Massive plot holes, badly thought out, poorly executed.

Son2's first day at school today, he yelled for a bit, poor little man. With 1 & 2 out of the house it is uncannily quiet. I don't like it.

Been dieting for a week now. Lost 2lbs so far. Not bad considering I haven't exercised, simply cut food portions to a third. It's killing me

Probably going to finish the penthouse apartment on my bird restaurant & hotel later today. It is massive. Will have to upload photos.

Correction, making a bird hotel.

Making a bird table

Just watched "Changeling" starring Angelina Jolie, and I have to say - I didn't laugh once.

Worked out a cunning way to play left4dead in 3d using red/blue glasses. The effect is awesome.

Star Wars Force Trainer, use "the force", actually a real EEG Brain Scanner headset! To control an object http://budurl.com/k9g7

Son1's first day at his new school today. I was nervous & a bit sad, he just ran straight in and played with his friends & some dinosaurs :)

I wonder how much of my life I spend staring at glowing rectangles. Too much I feel.

feeling very low

Dear people who make Oreos(tm) America may love them, but we think they taste like poo. Stop pushing them.

Day off. Watching benefit fraud program "Saints & Scroungers" on daytime TV. Can't help but feel they are isolating their target audience :P

Had amazing (albeit, painful) fun today in sister-in-law's garden with my new gadget, a pair of adult-only electric shock laser tag guns :D