I just got hit by a flake of snow. Nobody believes me. #uksnow

Electricians are here retro-fitting fire alarms into all rooms, they are swearing a lot.

Cough cough cough cough cough.... I hate not sleeping and listening to ill children

Just installed ichatr on my iPhone and regretted it within 0.27 seconds. One for the pub I think.

Staring at ceiling. Listening to son2 coughing, darling wife sleeping & heating system purring away. Important day tomorrow, as is the way.

Well, what started as a fairly far fetched idea is now apparently growing into a scary but exciting reality. Dyb Dyb Dyb.

I love every film Wes Anderson has ever made, Moonrise kingdom looks like another classic, will it better Life Aquatic? http://j.mp/ygBy7u

I am disappointed not to be able to get my boys into scouting, the waiting lists are so long in my area you need to enrol before conception :(

Emotional moment. Just hit 10k followers on twitter. I wouldn't follow me, but thanks for listening to my inane nonsense everyone

Plumber2 has spotted a fundamental and dangerous flaw in plumber1's work. They're having a heated debate, teehee. Actually quite pissed off.

House is totally full of tradesmen today. Final push from the loft company to finish+ we are having all the old rads replaced throughout

Drop off for Son3's 1st day at preschool was hard. You can imagine how fast my wife moved when she got "the call" saying he wasn't happy :(

My wife has been walking around bleary eyed in recent days. Reason, Son3's first day at school tomorrow :,(

Final week that the workmen will be in the house. Loft conversion almost done. Tired of the disruption now.

Replaced the cheap rubbish lighting in the kitchen with something more "posh". Now to order LED bulbs like a good citizen.

My wife just glued together two halves of a dead stag beetle's exoskeleton. Anyone else's wives acting odd today?

In Amsterdam relaxing in the hotel after a long but good day. Looking forward to getting home tomorrow.

Found out that Son3 just did his first poo on a potty. More scatological status updates to follow! Stay Tuned!

"Most Depressing Day of the Year" or "Blue Monday" was actually made up by a holiday company. It's nonsense. http://j.mp/wAPwqL

"Most depressing day of the year" today, apparently. Probably sponsored by an antidepressant drug company. Busy week ahead, feeling upbeat.

Son3 did his first wee on a potty. Headline news in this house. Bye bye nappies!

Picked up a lovely iMac on eBay for Son2. He will be over the moon with it. It is so darn cute.

Just gave my eldest son's pet woodlice a bath.

Back from Panto number 2. Jack and the beanstalk in Godalming. Really good! Kids are exhausted :)

Feeling happy & organised. 1 short break on Isle of Wight, 1 week in France & 1 week in Cornwall, all booked. Centre Parcs pencilled in too!

They got on so well in Titanic, but Kate and Leo seem to have hit a rough patch in the sequel "Revolutionary Road". Holiday romances PAH!