Friday, December 31, 2010

The best Father Ted episode ever, just started on C4.
Looking forward to lots of exciting challenges in 2011. I feel very lucky to have my amazing family and such great friends. Happy new year!

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Ikea again. Each time I think it will be different. Each time it is a voyage into the depths of hell. ARRGHHH!

Sunday, December 26, 2010

The big room shuffle has begun, moving everyone around so that I get a more suitable size office and we get our master bedroom! lots of DIY
Boxing day, historically the day when the servants got the day off. Tell that to my kids :) They are having a great Christmas.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Kids have been up and down all night, now I am building a complex lego set in a daze. Having fun. Merry Christmas all!

Friday, December 24, 2010

Had a really lovely day with friends and family. I feel very lucky to have them and I'm looking forward to Christmas and a great 2011.
While shopping a woman yells across to her friend "I have the flu", her friend replies "So have I", while laughing. I hate people sometimes.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

lay down for a rest in bed at 7pm, just woke up and can't get back to sleep now :( bah
Don't you hate it when you perfectly execute a handbrake turn into a parking space and there is no hot chick, ahem, I mean - Wife to see it

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Mum posted me a box of mince pies, anybody want a crushed beyond all recognition mince pie?

Monday, December 20, 2010

still on my long snow adventure walk with Dad. made it to st Marthas church, lovely snowy vista.
First official day of my Christmas holiday today, stinking cold.
Watched Anchorman with Dad last night, he didn't like it, I am shocked, I thought everyone liked that film.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Nothing shows the cultural differences between the UK and US than the trailers for "Death at a Funeral" http://bit.ly/h9ImN6
Up early with my 3 favourite alarm clocks. Last night was fun, curry with the boys, celebrating weight loss effort. I came 2nd, 20lbs gone!

Friday, December 17, 2010

Looks like the Netherlands are set for a white Christmas - http://ping.fm/z2e9C

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Texting while driving must be a pretty big problem, based on the fact I have spotted 3 people doing it within 10 miles, 2 almost hitting us!
Off to a panto tonight. Yay.
Determined to locate our missing Nintendo DS today, it has been gone for over a week, weird!

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Off to a Christmas Party with Friends tonight. Looking forward to it.

Friday, December 10, 2010

I must have been abducted and operated on by aliens last night. I've woken up this morning and all of a sudden can't stand sugar in my tea.

Thursday, December 09, 2010

Jet lag and worry/excitement = insomnia. Just one more week before a long Christmas break!

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Thinking of buying a violin, no idea why, maybe it is an aspirational purchase, it is the rich man's ukulele after all ;)

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Pressed play on iTunes and got Yuko & Hiro by Blur, brilliant song but precisely the wrong one for this particular moment in my life.

Monday, December 06, 2010

Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome continues in earnest. It seems I won another one last night, curse you auctonsniper & my speculative bidding.

Friday, December 03, 2010

You have to love the US of A. Just picked up a wireless netbook for Son2 for the grand total of �54!!! Heading home soon. Via Wendys.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Lucky pants (check), too much coffee (check). Wish me luck on my exam.

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Use of the word "nonce" in IPSec VPN phase 1 IKE negotiations still makes me chuckle. I'm such a geek.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

I'm tired, it's only 5pm. Sitting in the cinema about to watch megamind 3d. It's about all I can cope with intellectually.
Good museum, glad to see an acknowkedgment of Ukuleles there. Heading to natural history to see if there are any dinosaurs.
First thing you see in the museum of American history? Jim Bowie's knife? An early settlers quilt? A nasa rocket engine? No. C3 bloody P0!
Walking down to the Lincoln Statue, can't wait to see this one. Such an iconic monument.
Standing under the washington memorial, turns out you can ride an elevator to the top, queuing for that now, frostbite a possibility.
Standing outside the white house, cold, need a wee.
Heading into Washington DC to have a look around.
Got a free car rental upgrade, the guy said "take your pick". Leaving in a black VW beetle, I can't help but wonder if it was a bad choice.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Watched the sun setting for 7 hours. Approximately the same length of time the kid sitting across from me screamed for.
Sitting on the plane, ready to depart. Naturally the world's biggest man is sat next to me. Saying bye to family I felt homesick immediately
Severe dislike of humans? Disagreeable temperament? Permanent look of contempt? Congratulations you're qualified to work for T5 security.
Ow my head....... . . . . Arrrgh, I have to pack.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Interesting argument about religion this evening, as a agnostic theist I was well placed to play the annoying liberal devil's advocate.
Tequila!!!
Off to Virginia tomorrow, pub or pack? pub or pack?....

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Howard Flight living proof of the Dunning-Kruger effect. http://ping.fm/l7v1a
There is something so cool, dated and ultra geeky about this powerful & emotional song about Kate Bush's computer. http://blip.fm/~yzaga
Happy thanksgiving day America.
I must be getting old, the red hot chilli peppers are just bloody annoying sounding now.
Can't believe it has only been just over 2 months since I hurt my shoulder, promised myself I would give it 4 months before getting annoyed.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

YES! Gran Turismo 5 just plopped onto my doorstep 1 day before UK release date! So tempted, but too much work to do, later my pretty. #GT5

Monday, November 22, 2010

I have just bought myself a, erm, actually I am not sure what it is, a vintage 8 string banjolele I think. Quite excited!
Slow down everyone... http://bit.ly/slowitdown

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Ooooh. ASDA just told me that they have dispatched Gran Turismo 5 ALREADY! Looks like I will get it way before the release date! YAY!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Queuing to see Santa

Friday, November 19, 2010

Oh dear oh dear, not good at all it seems.
I wonder what I would look like with a handlebar moustache?

Thursday, November 18, 2010

I've been cheating with movember. I've been growing a beard, I planned to chop into a moustache at the last minute, I'm tempted to do it now

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Getting really sick of the physiotherapy exercises. Shoulder still feels terrible. Going to book an appointment & try to get the operation.
Going to have a glass of Mulled Wine after a busy day.
Ooooh a royal wedding. The BBC reports "Royal engagement delights world", au contraire BBC, au contraire.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Giving facebook a rest for a while, disabled my account, wonder how long I can last? Managed 1 year last time, then they dragged me back in.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

It's official, the world's gone mad, just saw some Easter related items in my local shop!

Friday, November 12, 2010

I wish there was a website about dudes with beards eating cupcakes, hang on, there is! http://bit.ly/cupcakedude
Nice, bit religious, but good observation of hypocrisy of daylight atheism. Appeals to my agnostic theist philosophy http://blip.fm/~yhvjj

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Gawd I lurve this song... I can almost play it on a Ukulele, how cool am I?! http://ping.fm/Qc3qk

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Alibaba retailer sells "terrible products" from China - something lost in translation here http://bit.ly/bR9CCo #lostintranslation

Monday, November 08, 2010

London Uke Festival 2011 - Could this be our Woodstock? http://bit.ly/luf2011

Sunday, November 07, 2010

A review of the RISA Solid Electric Ukulele http://bit.ly/risasolid

Saturday, November 06, 2010

So, anyone stuck for Christmas ideas for me? This amazing flying "toy" would cheer me up - http://ping.fm/hdfPp

Thursday, November 04, 2010

IT WORKS! THANK GOD (who may or may not exist) FOR THAT. Was seriously starting to think my technical ability was melting with age.
I've settled on aloofness as a lifestyle choice. I doubt anyone will notice.
The inescapable down side of parenting, washing sheets and cleaning up projectile vomit at 1am.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Had a great time "trick or treating" with friends and our large collection of children.
I made a spooky flying ghost to scare the kids with ;)

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Video of time traveller caught using a cell phone in 1928! http://bit.ly/b9Svxx

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Starting the long journey home to the UK. Heading to a strum-along session at a pub tonight with friends Alex, Darren and my trusty ukulele
Just had a Dutch kroketten, I might regret it later.
Off to Amsterdam today

Sunday, October 24, 2010

In-laws are back from a round-the-world trip, I missed them (but I've a couple of bullets left). Only joking, looking forward to catching up

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Blimey, I'm in Belgium, that was quick.
Blimey, I'm in France, that was quick.
Sitting on the Eurostar for Brussels, long day ahead. The loud man flirting with his PA isn't doing much to endear me to humanity. Seat 23.
Off to Belgium for the day on the Eurostar. Blooming freezing this morning. I don't know how commuters do it.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Playing live in a pub on my ukulele, it's a real confidence builder. The fact that there are more uke players than audience is irrelevant.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Watching "Hot Rod" again, I love this film. The "You're the Voice" scene is one of the most brilliant surreal pieces of comedy ever devised.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Don't ever give me a red button marked "Destroy All Humanity" after getting off a 10 hour economy flight from India. Back home now :)
4:30am here, decided to go through the night without sleep to bring myself back in-line with home. Exhausted. Only typing this to stay awake

Thursday, October 14, 2010

A colleague gave me some Laddoo, they are like little treacle puddings! Will have a go at making them when I get home - http://bit.ly/9KkgA8

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

India; wonderful, vibrant, fascinating. Then I see a tiny child, no more than 3 yrs old, begging on a rain drenched pavement. I'm very upset
Just had my palm read. Apparently my past is hazy (sounds about right). My future is full of happiness, nothing about becoming a rock star.
Out drinking with colleagues. Missing my band practice night. Just tried to explain what a ukulele is, I got perplexed incredulous looks.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

I bought "The left hand of darkness" by Ursula K. Guin based on a recommendation, but I can't remember who?!. It is a great read, thanks!
Being a passenger in a Bangalore taxi is like taking a ride on a rollercoaster, with a much higher chance of someone's death. Eyes are shut

Monday, October 11, 2010

Having Chinese set menu. Just finished 5th dish, totally stuffed and the waiter just said "shall I bring the main dishes". I am Mr Creosote!
Just as the British are mad about curry, I am enjoying one of India's favourite foods - Chinese. It's really good.
Exhausted, off for a swim. I get nervous though, the hotel roof top pool reminds me of the opening scene in Dirty Harry http://bit.ly/c5WBVR
The usual hairy ride through BLR traffic. Taxi driver looked offended that I tried to put on my seat belt. Insisted that I didn't! :D

Sunday, October 10, 2010

In a traditional English pub in India. Having a corona. If it weren't for the cricket on the TV I would think I was at the Anchor back home
Off to grab some dinner, might try Curry. The streets are erupting with drum beats, shouting, music & fireworks. Thinking of venturing out.
Grabbed a few hours sleep. Woken by someone singing happy birthday. Funny birds flying past window, realised they are massive dragon flies.
What I love about Bangalore is the sense that the whole city grew up between the trees of a dense woodland and every tree is still in place
Landed Bangalore. 5am, unnaturally hot. Watching dopey English people being turned away from passport control for not having landing cards.

Saturday, October 09, 2010

Sitting on the plane. No upgrade but managed to get a bulk head seat. I'm next to a man with the loudest headphones in the world.

Friday, October 08, 2010

Off to India tomorrow. 29 degrees all week! Down side; continuous heavy rain & thunderstorms all week! Not sure what to pack now. Life raft?

Thursday, October 07, 2010

I am a Guerrilla warfare environmentalist. I always take my TV-B-Gone to turn off annoying unwatched TVs and monitors when I am travelling.

Sunday, October 03, 2010

Things are looking up, managed to have a shave earlier. It took 30 minutes and I needed to take painkillers afterwards, but hey, baby steps.

Saturday, October 02, 2010

Arm sling swapped for Roman gladiator style shoulder compression support. Really comfortable, recommended. http://bit.ly/cPDPWu

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Mum had a successful operation and has been given the all clear. A big weight off everyone's minds.
Phew, I didn't get into the London Marathon. I think that would be a bit of a stretch.
Still in pain, I have constructed a rudimentary system of straps to pull my bones back together. DIY physio.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Paracetamol doesn't work, ibuprofen doesn't work, so this evening I will ease the pain in my shoulder with beer. Anyone coming?

Sunday, September 26, 2010

My lovely wife let me sleep until I woke up this morning, 11am! Less pain as I got up which is reassuring that things are getting better.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Woke up in agony yet again, very draining. Getting me down, can't face months of this :(

Friday, September 24, 2010

I have new respect for people who have to do physiotherapy after an injury, for me it is like being put on a rack every 2 hours. Exhausting.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Feeling down, shoulder tape failed, I discovered this when I noticed my skin coming apart, took tape off + a several large strips of my skin

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

For God's sake Simon, don't marry the moaning cow.
I haven't shaved for a while, now it is itchy and I want to shave and can't, yet another thing I have discovered I can't do left handed.
Submitted my VISA application over 2 weeks ago, the UK Indian Embassy have only started processing it today. Trip cancelled. Unbelievable.
Collar bone temporarily taped back into position, feeling much better. Going back Friday to get re-taped before the flight.
Off to hospital today for physio in prep for my nightmare economy trip to India. I pity the flight attendant who hits my arm with a trolley.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

In hospital for the third time. Hope to get some answers today.

Monday, September 20, 2010

The NHS are bloody fantastic.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

I've got an acromioclavicular joint separation type III http://bit.ly/9edZcg it's nice to have a label
"What's the verdict" I say to my radiologist after she x-rays my shoulder. "Well, I'm drawing a red unhappy face on your chart" she replies
Looking like my cycling days are over for a while. Sitting in a wood with a dislocated shoulder, heading to hospital.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

I've shut down my facebook account, too distracting, my life is complicated enough at the moment. Will I beat my record of 1 years absence?
utterly and completely exhausted
Wind dropped, so I flew my RC helicopter, very relaxing.
I am not a fan of banter, so I have decided to avoid it from now on.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

another hour on the running machine, eyes on the prize
What have you eaten today? I have had a banana & a small carrot.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

In hindsight, I should have put on a coat.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

I am very proud of myself, I have lost 1 whole stone since starting my weight loss initiative. 1.5 more to go!

Monday, September 13, 2010

Funny jet plane design by Kulula, an airline that clearly doesn't take life too seriously http://bit.ly/cnPduZ
Just finished an interesting theological debate with Mum about how wrong I am about my lack of faith in her beliefs.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Mumism of the day: Your little boy is big but he isn't, you know, "fat" fat
Thanks Alex and Tracey for my crumble, obvious diet sabotage never tasted so go :)

Friday, September 10, 2010

Feeling my mojo returning. Ukulele mojo.
Happy Friday everyone - I'm dancing around my office to this one ;) http://blip.fm/~vzuwa
I've lost 13lbs (6kg) in the last month on my "eat less, exercise more" diet. I would write a book, but you have just read it all.

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Amazing song by a British band called The Chap - "Auto Where To", listen to it - http://blip.fm/~vy6uu
Researching hotels in Bangalore for a work trip. Any recommendations anyone?

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

1 hour on the running machine, exhausted, eyes on the prize ;)

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

20km cycle on a lonely dirt track through woods. Lots of wildlife & other distant moving lights in the trees made for an eerie experience.

Monday, September 06, 2010

I planted 40 pine trees in my en suite shower room today. Seriously.

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Losing weight with some friends. Turns out they're as competitive as me :D I'm on the running machine as I type, say no more. 24lbs to go!

Friday, September 03, 2010

An exciting night ride through the woods with Alex. The swan song for my dear old Trek Clyde before it's replaced by my Specialized Hotrock
While looking for a bike for my son, I fell on my keyboard & accidently ordered a Specialized Hardrock Mountain Bike for myself, your honour

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Sitting in an old English pub listening to loud blues rock, good foot-tapping stuff. Shame I'm drinking mineral water thanks to the diet!

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

I like working from home, during this afternoon's coffee break I saw my son ride his bike for the first time without stabilisers.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Just stayed up late to watch Conan the Barbarian. WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS!

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Son3 (13mths) has been trying out walking for about 2mths now, but yesterday he decided to stand up and walk around unprompted. Very happy!

Friday, August 20, 2010

Funny isn't it, I start talking about buying an Ariel Atom, all of a sudden my wife is planning not one but two extensions on the house :)

Thursday, August 19, 2010

I don't really follow celebrity news and pop culture, but can somebody tell me, has Joaquin Phoenix gone crazy? http://imdb.to/9w6hNl

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

I've been dieting, given up beer, cut down on caffeine & I'm exercising every morning before work. It is killing me.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Today was an important milestone in my parenting life. My son beat me on a console fighting game. He is 5.

Monday, August 16, 2010

I picked the wrong day to give up sugar and caffine.
Babies with ear rings and studs, I don't want to come over all "Daily Mail" but surely it should be criminal?

Friday, August 13, 2010

Saw a few meteors, nothing much. I don't think I have to worry about waking up blind with herds of mutant plants attacking people

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Headed to the highest point in the area, newlands corner, hundreds of people here. Never seen so many. So much for being alone.
Damn light pollution, heading to higher ground to watch the Perseid meteor shower

Sunday, August 08, 2010

Been up playing with my "big trak" bought for me by my friends for my birthday. Thanks guys.

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Looking forward to an evening out with the lads tonight. Must remember to say "when" a little earlier this time.

Friday, August 06, 2010

Heading home, about time because I am missing my wife, I watched "Deep Impact" last night, she always cheers for the meteorite.

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Watching "Deep Impact" in my hotel room, missing my wife, she always cheers for the meteorite which is why I love her.
Pancakes bacon & maple syrup for breakfast, a terrible yet amazing concoction that I can't seem to quit since visiting the states years ago

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Loud fat person boards the plane late, oblivious to Captain on tannoy, "flight delayed 30 mins due to missed slot". I hate people sometimes
Off to Amsterdam today, not really in the mood but on a positive note it will be nice to have uninterupted sleep - not that I can ever sleep

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

I was showing son2 eBay & buying him a little gift. Once ordered, he sat patiently by the printer waiting for it to appear. How sweet.
Had a great night "Rocking Out" (God I hate that Colloquialism) with my Risa Solid Ukulele and good friend - Darren. We've still got it.

Monday, August 02, 2010

Monday, here is a song about death. http://blip.fm/~ubd4z

Sunday, August 01, 2010

Just realised I can set up the Quantum Physics double slit experiment in my home, working on it now. http://ping.fm/NtTzd
Oh boy. Realised, told OH i would be home by 9:30. V drunk. Oops

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Had a great time at the pub with the lads last night, so good in fact that I might be tempted to do it again soon, hintidy hint hint.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Happy Friday everyone (Divine Comedy - Frog Princess) http://blip.fm/~u76ol

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Watching Jesus Camp, feeling pretty depressed about what I am seeing. http://ping.fm/3GcIZ

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Strange, there was some kind of virtual "falling out" within my left4dead crew, game just fell apart and everyone stormed off (virtually).
Registering a domain name today - really excited about this one.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Had a lovely day cycling the canal paths with Son2. Haircut in town for us both then home for a bounce on the trampoline. Exhausted.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Son1 came downstairs wondering who was "holding the Earth". He decided to ask the 8-ball if God exists. "Reply hazy, try again", it replied.
15mins of barefoot running practice this morn. Heel didn't touch down once. Mantained pace 1mph above norm. No knee pain but burned my feet!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I wonder if it is weird that I feel bad turning the light off when the Roomba is working.
Simplyelectronics .net AVOID AT ALL COSTS! The WORST company I have dealt with since Vistaprint and that is saying something.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

I am sending this while bouncing on a trampoline

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Wife complained the washing machine needed cleaning, so I filled it with bleach, put it on a hot wash. Result foamy kitchen & laughing wife.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Really proud of Son1. His 1st school report was glowing. Apparently he has been teaching his classmates how to use the PC. Another geek! :)

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Made it to Brighton which is packed with pissed young people. On a train home now. Tired & hot. Can't wait to see my family & have a shower
Reached Shoreham by sea. Great trip down. Sea air hits you like a bucket of ice water. Having a coffee with Gary now.
Made it to the Partridge Pub, right on the trail. Big place, friendly. Getting cleaned up and having some burgers and beer!
First blood Gary. Down on some gravel, small cuts, nothing serious. At the bridge house.
Made it to Rudgwick, nice pace, enjoyable ride so far, nice smooth pathways. stopped at a shop for refuelling
Cycling Guildford to Brighton with Gary soon. Spent too long preparing, only got 3hrs sleep. Will be missing Alex & Darren who can't make it

Friday, July 09, 2010

Raoul Moat hates police. Police believe public are hiding him, then an unverified story he is threatening public as well! How serendipitous!

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Had to lie down on the trampoline & watch the planes fly by this evening in order to switch off a bit. Then made the mistake of calling Mum.

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

I think Gemma is going to be annoyed with me
I am looking forward to the bike ride with the gang this weekend, I am ignoring the fact it is from Guildford to Brighton - off road.

Monday, July 05, 2010

Awaiting delivery of a big lama

Friday, July 02, 2010

After much fun with my Lama v3, then a disastrous venture into 6ch collective pitch 3D, I'm returning to co-axial - just ordered a Big Lama!

Thursday, July 01, 2010

Just started watching The Stone Tape, never seem to make it to the end, this time I will. It is so brilliant.
Watched "Lady in the Water" & "Gangster No. 1", wouldn't really suit being paired in a DVD box set, but both excellent films all the same.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Listening to a hell of a lot of Divine Comedy at the moment, can't seem to get enough of it. http://blip.fm/~sru0b Amazing!

Monday, June 28, 2010

Going out with my mates on our bikes, probably going to pull some massive wheelies and some wicked endos, maybe do some skids. I am 35.
Hmm, just bought a massive LCD TV in Sweden apparently. Don't remember doing that.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Feel strange today, I expected to be aching after the duathalon but I don't, I just feel completely drained. No energy at all.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Duathalon done, limped in in 3 hrs 23 mins. First 10k run + 20m bike was 2 hours dead. Last 10k run was 1hr 23mins thanks to my dodgy knee
At the duathalon start point, I am a fish out of water among the triathletes with their carbon-fibre bikes. Last place looks certain.
It's duathalon day!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Spent most of last night cleaning & oiling my bike. Removed approx 1kg of bike gadget detritus. Looks like new. Ready for the duathalon.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The logical progression for all those grown ups who read the Harry Potter series http://onion.com/d7XaiI

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Entered the Jigsaw 20:20 event at Dunsfold this Sat 26th. 10km run, 20mile cycle, 10km run. Sponsor my running mate http://bit.ly/jigsaw2020

Monday, June 21, 2010

Training tonight was hard, 20k bike ride up and down some really big hills immediately followed by a 10k run. Hurting..
Haven't run successfully for weeks. Considering doing the 20:20 10k run/20 mile ride/10k run with my mental friend Darren this weekend. Mad?

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Still in a bit of a funk, maybe several hours of zombie killing will help cheer me up. Last weeks session was a bit of a disaster.
Happy Fathers Day to all you lucky Dads out there.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Despite the apparent serenity of the last update, I am feeling sociopathic volcanic aggressiveness toward everything (well.. only mammals)
Sitting with Son3 on my lap, watching him watching the itunes jelly visualiser while listening to DeVotchKa - http://blip.fm/~s8lz8

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Gary Coleman is dead! What'choo talkin' 'bout internet? Seriously, am I the last to know / quote in slightly bad taste? RIP Gary.
Feeling pretty lucky that my family avoided the chaos in the South of France. Thankfully my inlaws (who are in that area) are safe and well

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

In Guildford the other day, heard "The Momeraths" busking. Utterly BRILLIANT! I was really impressed. Even bought a CD, my new fav band!
Haven't updated for a while, been away in Nice with the family which was fantastic, before that I had a chest infection, not so good. Back!

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Had a really great time at the pub tonight with the lads.

Monday, May 31, 2010

At surrey county show today. Son2 loves the novelty of having my mobile scrawled on his arm so much, he keeps trying to get lost on purpose

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Only just realised it is a bank holiday weekend. Seriously. My home worker "colleague" Darren did not inform me.
Purchased 5 pairs of trousers and a hat today. It rained. One for the memoirs there.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Son3 did his first step today. I am in the pub to celebrate.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Son1 (5) told my wife he wants to go to University to learn how to make "Metal Robot Monsters to destroy the world". He is so cool.
I can't say I recommend the "getting very ill" diet. 4.5lbs lost in just over 2 days, according to my clever scales - all of it muscle.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Still feeling like death, so I am off to see the doctor.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

On the sunniest day of the year, Just managed to crawl out of bed. Feel bad. I think this is worse than man flu, I think it is real flu :(

Saturday, May 22, 2010

I think I have run myself down. Feeling feverish, not good.
My wife's surprise birthday party was exactly that. She didn't have a clue. Great to see all my friends in one place. Thanks for coming all!
Up early making a birthday cake for my wife

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Happy Birthday to my mate Darren on his 39th Birthday. Have a good one buddy, here is an apt song. http://blip.fm/~qktpt

Sunday, May 16, 2010

10k race today, kept up until 12:30am by son2, up at 4:30am with son3. Can hardly stay awake. Race starts in a couple of hours, not happy.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Busy weekend planned. Looking forward to everything. 10k race on Sunday.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Working on some "Match Moving" 3D stuff. Very complex, it has taken me 3 hours to get 10% into the process. So frustrating, hope it works.
I wonder if Obama regrets calling Cameron a "lightweight" after he first met him? Probably not, the man seems like a good judge of character

Monday, May 10, 2010

30km of cycling + running and I feel fine. Even had a bit of energy for some weight training. What is wrong with me!
Just finished massive bowl of pasta, off on a 20km ride + 10km run in 10 mins, Happy Severe Intestinal Discomfort day everyone!
20K bike ride followed by 10K run tonight, big question is, will my knees explode? Place your bets.
Damn you ATI. Selling eyefinity as working on my card, reality is I have to buy a displayport adaptor. NOT HAPPY! Back to nVidia next time.

Saturday, May 08, 2010

This site ages your portrait photos by 20 years, bloody good fun and slightly upsetting http://www.in20years.com/
offered to do dinner tonight, typing this while walking to the chip shop. Discovered 3 monitor eyefinity gaming earlier, goodbye reality.
Laughing at my wife getting more than she bargained for on the pirate ship at Chessington. Ha!

Friday, May 07, 2010

I have a sneaking suspicion that my friend Darren is planning a 20 Mile bike ride before our usual 10+km run tonight. Scared to ask.

Thursday, May 06, 2010

I intend to spend tonight drinking wine and watching the alternative election results on channel 4. If you're bored, pop round, bring wine.

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Great commute into the office today by bike via 11 miles of canal path. Swapped angry morons in Landrovers for Mandarin ducks & great views

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Mumism of the day: Sorry I haven't called but I have a sore knee.
Just entered the ballot for the 2011 London Marathon, for some reason.

Monday, May 03, 2010

Got to love t k maxx, 1gb mp3 player for a fiver, shame there is only one left

Sunday, May 02, 2010

This might have been a bad idea
Having fun in the wet at Chessington today. Pretty much everything is open and it is quiet

Saturday, May 01, 2010

What a strange world we live in where newspapers publicly and proudly announce their lack of political impartiality. Did we vote for that?

Friday, April 30, 2010

Time Travellers - try to blend in better next time http://bit.ly/cxC1Ti
Contemporary rousing orchestral beauty by the Divine Comedy http://blip.fm/~pjlsu I love the clichéd teenage expressions that spark memories
Turning into a medal addict. I have a 10k run in a couple of weeks and now my mate is talking me into a 10K run/20M cycle/10k Run. Crazy

Thursday, April 29, 2010

I can't watch Gordon Brown, I know it's pathetic but when he does that weird mouth thing - I keep thinking he is going to vomit.
Looks like the housing market bubble is inflating in preparation for a more catastrophic POP http://bit.ly/9DNIfM There goes my sweat equity
Don't you love it when a bank holiday sneaks up on you - YAY! http://bankholiday.kitt.net/
I have never been a Conservative supporter, BUT they're proposing to scrap Labour's dystopian nightmare national ID card. BLOODY WELL DONE!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Every night b4 bed my children ask for one of my "Tyrannosaurus Alan" stories. I am running out of plot lines, now borrowing from Hollywood
Kim's "Hey There Cupcake" site, selling lovely cakes to Surrey & Hants, has been revamped. Same great product though http://bit.ly/kupkakes

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Can't tell you how much I love this song. Eerie, brilliant. Broken Social Scene - "Anthems for a 17 year old girl" http://blip.fm/~patp4

Monday, April 26, 2010

Youtube integration has completely ruined blip.fm, it's now a disorganised low-bitrate mess. Feature creep strikes again. Back to last.fm.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Finished the 10k "fun" run in 59 minutes 50 seconds. Took off sock to discover MASSIVE blister. Ow. Now for a burger to celebrate!

Friday, April 23, 2010

Just watched Avatar. Pretty good movie with great FX, why am I telling you... I must have been the last person to see it. 10k run tomorrow!
I love Chris Morris, the man's a genius, "Four Lions" looks like a must see, check the trailer http://www.four-lions.co.uk/ Brilliant.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

watching a film about fighting called fighting. So far it is living up to it's name. Quite a lot of fighting.

Monday, April 19, 2010

I was bored of all music and then came Marina & the Diamonds, wow, thus ends my music recommendation of the week. http://blip.fm/~oxaoo

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Watching run fatboy run, which my wife says is "apt". Charming. Finished my 2.5k swim in 1hr 13 mins.
Swimming 2.5k tonight and running 10k next week. Two for the price of one! Only £65 raised pls sponsor me just £1 http://bit.ly/swim5-run10
Good nights sleep, happy to be home.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Thanks to Dan for keeping me from going insane on my crazy trip around europe. Almost home now.
Arrived, Kings cross closed due to fire alert, joy. More problems
Train has now popped out of the chunnel into the UK, never been so glad to be home. Should be home before 11pm at the rate.
Almost at the tunnel mouth now. Begbie is buying all the drinks, rude to say no.
Eurostar �223 for standing room only. Can't complain really, VERY happy to be heading home.
Got our tickets! Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa
Sorry - that last update didn't make a lot of sense :D Basically, on a blooming fast train at the moment.
300km (186.4mph) an hour on a train right now, it is not natural.
Yay, smuggled on to the train and heading down from Amsterdam to Paris. Looks like I will make it home tonight after all.
At schiphol airport train station, our big plan is to get on the high speed train for which we do not have a ticket.
Me and my colleague Dan have managed to get eurostar cancellations.... from Paris, so now we have to try and get there before 8pm. Happier!
Might have to work my way down to Paris & fight my way on to eurostar on cancellation. Ferry, Air, Train are booked or cancelled for 4 days

Thursday, April 15, 2010

My hotel room has 2 TVs, an office and lounge area, breakfast bar and, wait for it, a 10' bed - seriously!
Travelled on lots of Belgium trains today, scary. In Amsterdam now, hotel room the size of my house. Volcano messing up flights still. DAMN!
Off to Sunny Belgium, why is it so light at this time of the morning?

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Damn, told Penny that I was going to the pub for a quick pint and I have to get up at 5am to fly to Belgium.
Son1 just counted all the way to 100

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Off to see Jimmy Carr in Woking tonight, but from stalking his GPS coordinates from his twitter page @jimmycarr is currently in Halifax.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Stephen Timms, Minister for Digital Britain (the one who never heard of wifi hacking) doesn't know what an IP address is http://bit.ly/IPnot

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Went to a car boot today with the boys. Strangest thing for sale - unopened tinned fry bentos pie. Strangest crossover item - Torch TV.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Watching Dirty Harry on BluRay, happy :D
14k run last night, feeling it today. Lech Kaczynski is dead, bit of a shocker.
It's like summer today. In the park with the kids having a lovely time.

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Ordered a 2TB NAS Backup Device with DLNA & RAID0/1. I am quite excited, what does that tell you.

Monday, April 05, 2010

Got some nice new running gear; shirt, shorts & socks, so I at least look the part. Heading out with an extended running crew tonight including my OH.
Son1 offered me his last rolo without any understanding that it is a pop culture marketing idiom representing a gesture of love. Ahhhh sweet.

Saturday, April 03, 2010

Just watched "Shutter Island", straight into my top 10 favourite movies of all time. Amazing. Brilliant. Watch it, you won't regret it.
At RHS Wisley today. Spring has sprung!

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Movie recommendation of the week - Bunny and the Bull.
This is an April Fools joke right? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8597497.stm?ls
I wonder if Derren Brown has considered a middle east tour. He really should. http://bit.ly/9b2ZuQ

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

At the UOGB concert, not unsurprisingly I am the youngest one here.
off to see the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain in Aldershot tonight. Second time! Guess that makes me a UOGB groupie now.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Ever get the feeling the BBC are dumbing down science http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8594101.stm

Friday, March 26, 2010

Dropped Son1 (5) off at his first Disco earlier. He is a good dancer. Very proud of him. Got 6.5k run later, building up to 10k with Darren
I have to say that of all the awesome things from the A to Z of awesome I like N http://bit.ly/azawe (I like Nina)

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Just realised I was humming along to a Will Young song. Better get some Marilyn Manson on to balance things up.
Thanks Play.com for delivering Just Cause 2 for the PS3 one day ahead of the UK release date! Woohoo. Can't wait to play that later.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Early morning swim has not helped me feel refreshed. 3 hours sleep last night thanks to baby that just wants to be awake.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Son3 is standing on his own now (for a few seconds before falling over) but it is a start, he is 8 months old.
Just ordered "Just Cause 2" on the PS3, quite excited, the game is just about the most fun you can have on your own. Yes, I am 34.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

With the boys at Bockett's farm today, having a nice time, quite warm and sunny.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

I've been doing weightlifting with my friend Darren recently. I ache. I have so much lactic acid in my body I feel like HR Giger's Alien.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Wow, I love my wife's new look!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

eXistenZ has just started on ITV4, one of my top 10 favourite movies, recommended.
Really enjoyed spending the week with Dad

Thursday, March 11, 2010

In Tate modern with Son2. He is shouting "scribble", "circle", "fish", "mans", etc. He is the only one who gets it.

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Is it only me that worries that the UK Defense Satellite system is called "SkyNet" http://bit.ly/cc17hK
Picking Dad up from the airport

Monday, March 08, 2010

Holiday booked. South of France. TFFT!
On holiday this week. Dad visiting tomorrow which will be great.

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Son1 shouted at the dreadlocked man sitting next to us "He looks like a LADY!"

Saturday, March 06, 2010

I have learned a new term today "splash hotel", my summer holiday may be sorted :)
RIP Mitzie the dachshund

Friday, March 05, 2010

I found out that I am the friend of a person who knows the plumber who owns the company that did the plumbing in Cheryl Cole's house. WOW!
Happy Friday everyone, playing you out is Marilyn Manson - amazing testosterone fuelled awesomeness http://bit.ly/aiqEsT
Looking for European holiday resort recommendations, feel free to spam me. Family orientated, think - center parcs but near a beach.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Son1 just beat me on eye of judgement and I wasn't even letting him win

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Every wondered what it would look like if a drunk guy fell on a large cactus http://bit.ly/9O9OYV

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Got a letter today informing me I had lost my Radisson Elite status, how humiliating. On the plus side I have seen more of my family.

Monday, March 01, 2010

"Do anything nice this weekend" doctor asked. "Nothing sufficiently mentally distracting to divert my attention from this injection" I reply
Plastic houses. I wonder if there are any health implications that environmentalist & accountants haven't considered http://bit.ly/cp39Ke

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Son1 has been introduced to the unfathomable world of card based battle games, my life is now much more complex. Thanks for that Charlotte.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Watched Astroboy, ignore the bad reviews, it was excellent fun. Son2 loved it. In town now.
Into town for a "Daddy Day" with son2. Going to buy some books and probably see Alice in Wonderland 3D or AstroBoy.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Son1 (5) has not mentioned or played with anything dinosaur related in 1 whole week since discovering battleforge. This is quite unusual.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Pub quiz tonight assuming I ever finish my tasks today. No drinking, doctors orders, though this might improve our chances of winning.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Back from hospital. Consultant had great news RE a health issue. It had been REALLY worrying me. I am exhausted and relieved beyond words.
Hospital appointment again. Starting to go off them.
Would love to get your sponsorship for a 2.5km swim I am doing for the cancer charity Marie Curie http://bit.ly/swimx

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Mum is still here. I distantly and fondly remember a state of being called silent. Can someone remind me what that was?

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Just had a Duck in a Chicken in a Goose for dinner. Not sure what circumstances led to that accident, but it tasted pretty good.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Anyone want to sync up with my wii? Add my wii code and let me know yours: 2411913792102215

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Lot of emotions at the moment. All of them negative. Feeling very low indeed.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

I quite like hospitals. I never used to. I guess it is because the last three times I came out with a new baby boy.
The Camomile Lawn Series 1 Episode 1 47 minutes 24 seconds in, that's me carrying the barbed wire. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvQ-i-2vdXg

Friday, February 12, 2010

John Wilkes Booth, the man who assassinated Abraham Lincoln was the great-great-great-grandfather of Cherie Blair. (source: popbitch)
If you haven't watched this you need to! If (like my wife) you can't stand Charlie Brooker, then skip to 15:40mins http://bit.ly/95Dt4R

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Makes you feel kind of small (and big) http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525347

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Does anyone know where I can buy paper clay in the Surrey area?

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Very good site - worth looking at. http://whathappenedinmybirthyear.com/

Monday, February 08, 2010

Watchin' Family Guy. Not much of a status update, but factually it is at least correct.
New graphics card in the post. Sapphire HD5770 Vapor-X Overclock Edition. Watch out Zombies!
Ahh, Ukuleles & Beer with Friends, a good evening planned.
Stupid little things have put me in a very morose fatalistic state-of-mind. Hoping this week my concerns will be negated.

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Who thought that liquid candy spray was a good idea? What parent buys that stuff for their kids?

Friday, February 05, 2010

Off to the pub for a burger in a minute - see you there if you are coming.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Heading home to my lovely family, 3 (possibly 4) of which will not talk to me unless I remember to buy some sweets.
With not even the least bit of irony I am telling everyone how amusing I think this article is. http://onion.com/ccQQmJ

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

I'm pretty sure my friends back home would be disappointed that I'm turning in at 10pm here in Amsterdam. My Wife is probably happy though.
Reading Bill Hicks - Love all the people. He has similar opinions on marketing people as me, thank goodness he isn't alive to see twitter.
I forget what a nightmare rush hour is. Meeting the team over next couple of days, always homesick but it's good to catch up with the chaps

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Ukulele doesn't fit in my carry-on luggage. Off to Amsterdam tomorrow. Nothing to strum in my hotel room (careful). Time to buy a sopranino?
Prince Harry Hewitt takes a fall from a horse and deals with it with regal grace. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8490635.stm

Monday, February 01, 2010

Was going to have an early night. But Terminator 2 is on, so I HAVE to watch it, again. Darn it.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Things are looking up
Having a bad day

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Feeling old looking around Superdry, pretending to look for our imaginary teenage son.
Don't you hate it when your boomerang gets stuck in a tree.
1: It made baby cry. 2: My kids won't cuddle me anymore. 3: I look like a tramp. Conclusion: The beard has to go.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Very Sad, JD Salinger, author of Catcher in the Rye died. His character was inspiration for Son3's middle name: Holden. http://bit.ly/a7ypiZ

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Down t' pub. Sitting next to a table of professional quizzers, dont fancy my chances of winning tonight.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Son1 came down with a cold, now Son3 has a runny nose. Only Son2 to go and I will have a hat-trick of snot-nosed kids :( Poor little chaps.
Cashmere jumper + prickly stubble = beard fluff
Pushed a 25% increase overclocking my 7900GS, I can now run L4D2 on high settings top res + AA. Before it was medium settings & res / no AA!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

The iplayer on the wii is great for keeping the kids quiet. Recommended.
Against all odds I am up, 3am was too late for a thirty something.

Friday, January 22, 2010

I'm having a coinversation with Brian about Religion which is actually quite enjoyable.
Happy Friday everyone! Have a great weekend. http://blip.fm/~jk5pq
Working while listening to http://budurl.com/dhef love it
Just took delivery of two sledges, just in time for... oh, that's right, it melted.
It's been a busy week, here is some Friday Fun - 1st Person Perspective Tetris - http://budurl.com/n4y6
In the market for a new graphics card, no I didn't blow it up (yet), it is just too slow.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Overclocking my nvidia 7900GS graphics card in an attempt to get a bit of life from the old dog, or kill it trying.
I want a MISA digital guitar http://www.misadigital.com/index.html

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Eating Venezuelan criollo chocolate, drinking red wine and watching a movie about Nelson Mandela.

Monday, January 18, 2010

And then there were 3. Pub mates.
Ukulele lesson tonight, learning "Lulu's back in town", a song that was probably uncool back in 1935. Beer afterwards, so, every cloud...

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Zombie killing with my "left 4 dead" crew tonight. Need a new PC, bloke in maplin laughed at my setup when I enquired about upgrade options.
I am 11% through filling out my tax return and can almost hear the government computer laughing at the total it is accumulating :(

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Dear Coen Brothers just watched "A Serious Man", I want that 105 minutes of my life back and an explanation, oh yes, and a proper ending.
I have surfaced (finally) following a great night with the lads.
Damn, i left my foppish scarf at Alex's house
Darren has just been pooped on by Alex's cat - HA

Friday, January 15, 2010

Ah... banter.
Started playing chess online, if anyone fancies a game click the link - http://budurl.com/fancyagame P.s. I am not very good.
I wonder if I should grow a beard? Tell you what - let's put it to the VOTE!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Watched The Fantastic Mr Fox last night, my new fav film. With Life Aquatic & The Royal Tenenbaums in my top 5, I'm a huge Wes Anderson fan.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Plan: Fly to Brussels, train to business meeting, fly home. Reality: Sitting on plane at gate due to snow. Unlikely to make the meeting.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

off to Belgium tomorrow, just for the day.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

OMG, all the snow just fell off my roof in one go, scared the hell out of me. Sounded like a thunder bolt next to my head.
Buildng an igloo in the back garden

Saturday, January 09, 2010

Had a good day. Walked into town through the snow with Son2. He got cold, but it was great. Then a fun kids birthday party & a curry! Yay!

Friday, January 08, 2010

New condensing boiler? Hear a gurgling noise? In this cold spell the water drainage pipes are freezing. Melt the ice blockage & it's fixed.

Saturday, January 02, 2010

So all the sea lions have left San Francisco, that's a bit odd. I wonder why? Imminent earthquake? Lack of fish? Weird!
had a great night

Friday, January 01, 2010

Looking forward to my new years day party later, celebrating the first day of the new year seems much more sensible :)
Pinch Punch, First of the Month, no returns. Just thought I would say something different than Happy New Year.